Dear Lovetrons and other earthly bodies,
I couldn’t help but notice the last time I visited your planet that you’re having a bit of trouble connecting. It happens to the best of us. There have been epochs in my life where it seemed that everything was either going through heat death or a wave-particle duality crises. But I didn’t give up. I listened to some sadsack multi-agent systems, secreted some chemicals, and re-evaluated my ideology.
I love love. That’s why I contacted my friends, The Party, and asked them to promote Ok Object, my intergalactic dating website (recently upgraded to be Anthropo-Inclusive!), and to host an in-person chance for romantic encounters at my Space Bar on 01-09-2016 19:00 UTC-8 at VAL in Vancouver. Ok Object blends design, quantum excitation theory, gut-feeling impulse metabolism, and personalized matchmaking by yours truly. Unlike most dating apps and websites, I’m not invested in keeping you online, strung from in-platform chat to bad date and back. Ok Object is not an endless conveyor belt of dating “options”, using crowd-sourced algorithms to dispense with defective products. Ok Object expands your dating horizons using an atomic love cocktail and my Eleven Chemistry Questions. Ok Object expires 02-09-2016 00:00 UTC-8 - embrace the future of connection today (or at least wink at it).